RAMONA FLOWERS

i like ramona! okay! i love ramona, i know back in the late 2010s she'd started to get a bad rap for her manic pixie dream girlness and that FUCK ASS SONG I HATE THAT SONG

but i do not care okay? i love ramona. well comic ramona at least, movie ramona i feel we didn't get to see a lot of her charm shine through and anime ramona i don't speak about her.

i love ramona, i think she's actually a really realistic person, along with a realistic girlfriend like her life doesn't revolve around scott, she's got her own shit going on and her own baggage she has to work through. she's flawed but not overly so in a way that makes you think "why does he stick with her".

KNIVES CHAU

knives chau my gracious daughter, you deserved so much better from everyone around you.

i love knives because she's just like me. like she is literally me and it sucks because she even has some of my more negative traits, such ass an almost unhealthy obsession when it comes to romance, impulsiveness, and just being kinda kookie in general.

it's cool when knives does it though, she's cute so everything she does is cute

ROXIE RICHTER

okay i shit on the anime characterizations a lot but i actually like her there.

obviously she was gonna make this list, she's a vengeful lesbian half ninja girlfailure, she's literally the best thing to come outta this franchise.

ENVY ADAMS

no one gets her like i do? okay?

i have such a soft spot for envy in my heart she's my kind of bitchy wife and i love that about her.

all she wants is to be loved and valued and appreciated and like yeah maybe she went about it a little wrong but i forgive her okay? she reminds me a lot of lottie from bryan's other comic series SNOT GIRL

TODD INGRAM

THIS IS COMIC SPECIFIC. DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT HIM IN THE ANIME UGH

this is my douchebag butch boyfriend. i don't take criticism about it. he's the fucking worst, an all around asshole, and i DO NOT CARE. OKAY? I LOVE HIM FOR IT.

one thing i WILL give his anime counterpart is that he embodies the "sometimes a man hurts every woman in his life because his true soulmate is a man" like that's funny as fuck i wont pretend it's not even though i hatehateHATE the way he acts about wallace. it's a cute ship but he's just so cringe about it. and not in a good way.